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A-Bomb

 

1/3 shot kahlua
1/3 shot baileys
1/3 shot vodka
1/3 shot tia maria

Stir over ice & strain into pony or chilled cocktail glass

 

Absolut Stress

 

3/4 shot absolut
3/4 shot malibu
splash cranberry juice

1/2 shot peach schnapps (archers)

splash pineapple juice

Shake with ice, Pour in a Highball glass with the ice

 

Action Cocktail

 

4 shots apple sours
4 shots Tropical Sourz

4 shots vodka

1 can lemonade

jst mix it all together, add a straw, umbrella & ice and enjoyy (",)

 

Alabama Slamma

 

1 shot southern comfort
lemonade

Mix, cover it with your hand, Slamma on the bar, then Slamma down your throat.

 

Annonomous

 

1/3rd southern comfort
1/3rd Razzmatazz

1/3rd cranberry juice

Mix all three into a shaker with ice and strain into a shot glass,

 

 

Alabama Slammer

 

1 shot southern comfort
1 shot amaretto

1/2 shot sloe gin

splash lemon juice

Stir all except lemon juice together with ice and pour into highball glass over ice.

 

American Rose

 

1 shot malibu
1 shot vodka

1 shot blue curacao

mixer pineapple juice

dash lime juice

small dash sinop

4 -6 cubes (cracked) Ice

1 1/2 measures brandy

1tsp grenadine

1/2 tsp pernod

1/2 fruit (peeled and mashed) peach

sparkling wine

Put the cracked ice in a cocktail shaker. Pour the brandy, grenadine and Pernod over the ice and add the half peach. Shake vigorousely until frost forms. Strain into chilled wine goblet and top up with sparkling wine. Stir gently, then garnish with peach wedge.

 

Apple Vodka Martini

 

1oz chilled vodka
1oz amaretto

1oz apple juice

a dash lemon juice

Shake together with ice, until metal cocktail shaker becomes cloudy on outside and strain into a classic martini glass with a slice of apple (which has been dipped or drizzled with lemon juice to avoid it turning brown) on the rim.

 

 

archers +

 

1/3 Archers
1/3 cherry

1/3 lemonade

add them together and stir

 

Archers St Petersburg

 

25ml Archers
25ml malibu

25ml vodka

1 dash grenadine

pineapple juice

Ice

Half fill a glass with ice, preferably crushed. Pour over the Archers, Malibu and Vodke. Add a drop of grenadine. Top up glass with pineapple juice.

 

B M W

 

 

 

 

 

1 SHOT Baileys Irish Cream
1 SHOT malibu

1 SHOT whisky

ADD ALL INGREDIENTS IN A TALL GLASS ADD ICE AND DRINK

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

B52 Bomber

 

1 shot Baileys Irish Cream
1 shot tia maria

1 shot vodka

Mix all ingredients in shaker, pour over crushed ice and prepare to fly!!

 

Bad Babysitter

 

1 part Butterscotch Schnapps
1 part Dooleys

Layer into a shot glass, schnapps first

Lovely and sweet, just like you !!! Try it with your boyfriend in your room !!!

 

BAM!

 

50ml Barcardi Breezer - Watermelon
50ml Archers

50ml malibu

refreshing

 

Barbed Wire

 

1 shot whisky
apple juice

Half fill glass with crushed ice add whisky and top up with apple juice.

 

Bay Breeze

 

2 shots vodka
3/4 pineapple juice

1/4 cranberry juice

Take a cocktail glass, add ice, add 2 shots of vodka, add 3/4 pineapple juice, and top up 1/4 with cranberry juice. shake! and serve in the cocktail glass with 2 straws, and an umberella

 

 

black cosmopolitan

 

black vodka
cointreau

cranberry juice

lime juice

 

Black Jack

 

1/2 measure Black Sambuca
1/2 measure Jack Daniels

mix and shoot

just like the sweets when you were at school

 

black love

 

2 large shots rum
2 large shots Whiskey

10 frozen rasberrys

enough to make half a pint coke

5 hart-shaped cubes Ice

 

Black Russian

 

1 shot vodka
1 shot tia maria

top up cola

mix 1 shot of tia maria with 1 shot of vodka with ice and top up glass with cola

 

black spider

 

2 parts vodka
4 parts cola

1 part Smirnoff Ice

2 parts vodka, top up with 4 parts coke and fill with smirnoff ice, tastes like lemonade

 

blonde russian

 

1/3 shot tia maria
1/3 shot peach schnapps (archers)

1/3 shot advocaat

put in shot glass, float the advocaat on top (the tia maria and schnapps will mix)

 

Bloody Mary

 

4 -6 cubes (cracked) Ice
1dash Worcestershire sauce

1 dash tabasco sauce

1 measure vodka

6 measures tomato juice

1/2 a lemon worth lemon juice

1 pinch celery salt

1 pinch cayenne pepper

Put the cracked ice into a shaker. Dash the Worcestershire sauce and Tobasco sauce over the ice and pour in the vodka, tomatoe juice and lemon juice. Shake vigorously until a frost forms. Strain into a tall, chilled glass, add a pinch of celery salt and a pinch of cayenne pepper. Decorate with celery stick and/ or slice of lemon.

 

Blow Job

 

1 part whipped cream
1 part kahlua

1 part baileys

1 part vodka

Layer in order into shot glass. Shoot with no hands

 

Bourzima

 

1 bottle - Orange flavor Zima
1 healthy shot Jack Daniels

Open Zima bottle. Add one shot of Jack Daniels. Mix and enjoy.

 

 

 

 

Bourzima

 

1 bottle - Orange flavor Zima
1 healthy shot Jack Daniels

Open Zima bottle. Add one shot of Jack Daniels. Mix and enjoy.

 

Burning Smurf

 

1/2 shot After Shock (Blue)
1/2 shot sambuca

Mix and set fire to then suck through straw as it burns... Then relight the leftovers and slurp the leftovers till nothing there as it vapourises

When you suck the burning vapour it makes your eyes pop and go holy shit!!!!!!... Also pour the burning mix in a line down the bar and suck that line (with fire extinguisher on hand)

 

Bud Bombshell

 

1 Bottle (Preferably Budweiser) beer
2 Shots brandy

2 Shots Jack Daniels

2 Shots vodka

Pour Beer into Pint Glass. Add each ingredient drink off in one go.

Its a killer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Champagne Socialist

 

1 unit kahlua
1 unit vodka

1 glass Stawberry Milkshake

Make a good strawberry milkshake with fersh milk- nesqwick (or similar) and icecream, then change your mind and use rhe milkshake instead of milk to make a white Russian, that becomes a pink russian, hence "Chanpagne Socialist!"

 

Call an Ambulance

 

1 shot Jack Daniels
1 shot malibu

1 shot After Shock (Red)

1 shot vodka

1/4 pint milk

1 shot Baileys Irish Cream

2 shot Pimms

Enter into a pint glass in order above and then drop a couple of ice cubes

 

Cheeky Vimto

 

1 bottle WKD Blue
25ml Shot port

Pour 1 shot of Port into a pint glass with ice, top up with 1 bottle of Blue WKD.

 

Chi Chi

 

2 shots malibu
2 shots vodka

to taste pineapple juice

2 shots vodka 2 shots malibu then add the pineapple juice to taste

comfortable screw

 

 

 

about 6-8 oz. orange juice
1 shot vodka

1 or 2 shots (depends on taste) southern comfort

shake ingredients together, serve ina chilled highball glass

 

 

Cosmopolitan

 

1 shot vodka
1/2 shot triple sec

1/2 shot cranberry juice

1/2 shot lime juice

Add ingredients to cocktail mixer, shake, then strain into a chilled martini glass.

 

Crazy Frog

 

4 shots or more voka
2 1/2 Cans red bull

1 Bottle WKD Red

Get a litre Jug add some ice add the Vodka then the WKD Red then fill with Red bull and some very funcky long straws

 

Cuban Heel

 

1 shot of Bacardi 151
1 shot of malibu

top up with pineapple juice

into a long glass with ice ,pour 1 shot of Bacardi and 1 shot of Malibu then top up with pineapple juice.

 

Daisy's Paradise

 

1/2 shot grenadine
2 shots vodka

half glass orange juice

top up glass lemonade

tablespoon lime juice

Crush 8-10 cubes of ice in a blender. Put the grenadine into a glass. Add the ice, then the vodka. Add the Orange, and then the Lemonade. Add Lime last, and try to preserve the layering of the colours. Add an umbrella, a funky straw and lime+orange slices on rim.

 

Dennis The Menace

 

1 shot (25ml) Archers
1 shot (25ml) malibu

50ml pineapple juice

50ml cranberry juice

Shake all ingredients with ice, serve over crushed ice and wedge of pineapple in a long glass, drink through straw

 

Dicky's Cock Up

 

Four Hundred ml Vodka
One Can (One Hundred ml) red bull

One Bottle (Two Hundred and Fifty ml) Smirnoff Ice

Couple of hand full Ice

Pour Vodka over ice into large jug. Squeeze can of Red Bull into jug. Turn Smirnoff Ice bottle into contents of jug, remove bottle from jug slowly stiring contents with upturned bottle whilst bottle empties. Pour into glasses.

 

 

 

Dr Pepper

 

Half lager
half coke

1 shot amaretto

1 x 3/4 pint glass 1 x Shot glass Lager Coca cola Amaretto

Take the 3/4 pint glass and half fill with lager, then fill with cola leaving around an inch from the brim. then fill the shot glass with amaretto, take the amaretto shot and depthcharge (drop) it into the glass, you then must down the full glass. This tastes exactly like Dr Pepper

 

duck beak

 

1 shot absolut
1 shot malibu

lots orange juice

put in the vodka and malibu and then add the orange juice. mix well.

 

Ectoplasm

 

25 ml Archers
25 ml Blue Curacao

50 ml vodka

1 bottle WKD Blue

1 bottle reef orange

topped up orange juice

topped up lemonade

topped up soda

ice

ectoplasm is made in 3 pint jug. 1 5oml shot of vodka,1 25 ml shot of archers and blue curacao. add 1 bottle of wkd and 1 bottle of orange + passion fruit reef. Then put eqaul amounts of orange juice,lemonade and soda water to top it up. then to finish add about 8 ice cubes and a lemon onthe side of the jug.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fat Frog

 

330ml bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
330ml bottle Smirnoff Ice

330ml bottle WKD Blue

Pour all evenly into 2 pint glasses with ice.

 

Flirtini - Sex & the City style

 

1 shot absolut
4 shots champagne

1 shot pineapple juice

add vodka and pineapple juice to champagne in glass and stir

 

Ferarri Jack

 

1 shot Jack Daniels
3/4 shot amaretto

dash cola

Pour respectively in a rocks glass, with ice

 

Fuzzy Navel

 

1 shot peach schnapps (archers)
2 shots vodka

250 ml/9 fl oz orange juice

4 - 6 cubes ice

Crack the ice cubes and put in a cocktail shaker. Pour the vodka, peach schnapps and orange juice over the ice. Shake vigorously until a frost forms. Strain into a chilled glass and decorate with a slice of orange

 

Gilly's Cocktail

 

2 shots VODKA
250ml chocolate milkshake

2 teaspoons sugar

3 cubes ice

Pour shot/s of vodka, then make up the chocloate milkshake add to vodka shake about, then add sugar shake again finally u add ice and serve and THEN U ENJOY

 

Golden Green Goblin

 

1 orange bottle reef
1 bottle WKD Blue

1 shot tequila tequila

couple of ice cubes ice

pour 1 bottle of orange reef and 1 bottle of blue wkd into a pint glass, add one 25ml shot of tequila then add a couple of ice cubes to make exactly a pint

double up everything for a pitcher!!

 

golden shower

 

two shots southern comfort
one bottle WKD Iron Brew

topped up to a pint lemonade

pour into a pint glass wkd southern comfort annd top up with lemonade

 

got guts

 

equal brandy
equal martini

equal Rum

equal orange juice

add equal amounts of these into a half pint glass andtop up with orange juice

afternumber 2 call a cab home

 

 

 

Green Monster

 

2 bottles Orange Reef
2 x 35ml vodka

1 x 35ml blue curacao

To fill jug lemonade

mix all ingredients together in jug then pour into long glasses with ice

 

Green Lagoon

 

50mls vodka
50mls midori

1/2 Pitcher lime cordial

3/4 Pitcher lemonade

1 lime sliced lime

loads of ice ice

Add 50mls Midori, 50mls Vodka, add lots of ice, then fill pitcher half way with lime cordial, then fill the rest of pitcher with lemonade.Stir, add 1 lime sliced stir again thoroughly. Serve in small glass with straw anf enjoy!!!

 

Harvey Wallbanger

 

5 parts orange juice
2 parts vodka

1 part galliano

Pour vodka and orange juice over ice cubes stir then layer the galliano on top

 

 

 

1 part vodka
1 part peach schnapps (archers)

1 part chambord

1 part pineapple juice

layer in that order into shot glass.

 

 

 

 

Hot Bartender

 

1/2 oz. Bacardi 151
1 1/4 oz. white rum

2 oz. pineapple juice

2 oz. orange juice

1/2 oz. grenadine

1/2 oz. lime juice

Violently shake all ingredients except the Bacardi 151. Pur over ice into a hurricane glass. Float the 151 on top ang ignite. For a safer drink, replace the 151 with myers and garnish with a pineapple for a pool side drink!

 

Island Sunset

 

2 ounces rum
Fill glass to 3/4 pineapple juice

lace grenadine

2 ounces Light Rum Pineapple Juice Grenadine Fill tall glass with ice. Add 2 ounces of rum. Fill glass 3/4 full of pineapple juice. Top off with a splash of grenadine. Give the drink a couple of quick stirs and garnish with a cherry and a pineapple wedge on a sword.

 

I've Got A Hole In The Heart

 

2 Shots vodka
one sugar cube(s)

Half a can red bull

Half Pint cider

As much as you can get in the pint glass cranberry juice

Chuck them all in

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jack Off

 

1/2 shot Jack Daniels
1/2 shot baileys

Shake with ice strain into a shot glass.

 

Jelly Babies

 

1 bottle orange and passion fruit reef
1 bottle WKD Blue

1 shot blue aftershock

pour all ingredients into a pint glass

 

Joanna Shake Up

 

2 Shots vodka
2 Shots Southern Comfort

1/2 glass coke

1/2 glass vimto

1 Shot Jack Daniels

put the shots in 1st into a 1/2 pint glass then add the vimto and the coke (pepsi works just as well) then stir gently and drink!

 

Jolly Rancher

 

3/4 shot vodka
1/4 shot midori

1/4 shot peach schnapps (archers)

splash cranberry juice

shake with ice and strain into shot glass.

 

Malibu Woo Woo

 

1 shot malibu
1 shot vodka

cranberry juice

Put the Archers and Malibu in a cocktail shaker with ice, shake vigorously. Pour into a chilled glass and top up with cranberry juice.

 

Keywest cooler

 

3 count orange juice
3 count cranberry juice

1/2 shot peach schnapps (archers)

1/2 shot vodka

1/2 shot malibu

1/2 shot midori

Fill collins glass 3/4 full with ice. Add all ingredients into a cocktail tin. Shake. Pour into glass. Garnish with a slice of orange.

 

Malibu BayBreeze

 

a shot and a half malibu
quarter glass full cranberry juice

quarter glass full pineapple juice

pour in chilled cranberry juice, pineapple juice,and malibu (coconut liqour) in your favorite glass...put a cube of ice or two stir...and enjoy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mudslide

 

60ml vodka
60ml kahlua

60ml baileys

mix with crushed ice in a shaker. strain and serve in a chilled highball glass.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

orgasms

 

1/5 tequila
1/5 vodka

1/5 smirnoff vodka

1/5 bacardi

1/5 malibu

Add alll ingrediants together- for the ultimate experiance of a life time.

 

palm tree

 

1 oz malibu
1 oz malibu mango

1 oz malibu pineapple

1 oz Bacardi

fill remaining orange juice

float midori

build in a tall glass with ice(pint glass is good). flavored rum, then light rum, then orange juice, and midori as the float

 

Radiation

 

double shot After Shock (Blue)
double shot sambuca

can of red bull

Mix double shot of sambuca double blue aftershock and can of red bull .... say good bye to your taste buds.

 

Sex on the beach

 

3/4 shot peach schnapps (archers)
1 shot vodka

3/4 shot chambord

splash cranberry juice

splash orange juice

splash pineapple juice

shake together with ice. To vary strength vary amount of vodka.

 

 

 

Shrek

 

1 bottle 330 ml WKD Blue
330 mills orange reef Reef - bottles

pour both bottles into a pint glass stire well et voila

 

Shrek 2

 

1 bottle Orange Reef
1 bottle blue wkd

1 bottle Smirnoff Ice

4 Shots vodka

Mix drinks together in a jug or glass, share out or drink yourself!

 

Sloe Comfotable Screw up against a Wall

 

1 measure sloe gin
1 measure Southern Comfort

2 measures vodka

fill to taste orange juice

1 measure galliano

mix alcohol measures together. pour into long glass. pour juice over mixture to tase. stir well until smooth. enjoy

 

Slow screw

 

1 shot vodka
1/2 shot sloe gin

splash orange juice

Pour into double shot glass and mix together.

 

Tequila Sunrise

 

2 shots white tequila
glass orange juice

1 shot grenadine

pour tequila into chilled highball glass filled with ice cubes. Fill up with orange juice stir and pour grenadine on top so that it will sink to the bottom

 

The Cobb Webbbb

 

1 Shot bacardi
1 Shot tequila

1 Shot brandy

lemonade

Mix together in a cocktail glass with ice.

 

The Hulk

 

2 in a pint glass (or 4 for the incredible hulk) vodka
WKD Blue

red bull

2 to 4 shots of vodka in a pint glass along with a WKD Blue and a can of redbull.

 

The Dazzler

 

1 shot smirnoff vodka
1 shot after shock

1/3 lemonade

You pour the vokda and the after shock then mix with a mixing stick or what ever you have. then add the Lemonade and mix

 

Turbo Shandy

 

1 Shot vodka
!/2 pint lager

1/3 bottle Smirnoff Ice

to top up red bull

Add the Vodka, Lager and Smirnoff Ice into a Chilled pint glass and top up with Red Bull.

 

Twister

 

50ml After Shock (Blue)
1/2 can red bull

1 scoop ice cream vanilla

Mix the aftershock and red bull together and add a scoop of vanilla ice-cream

um bungo

 

 

 

1 shot peach schnapps (archers)
1/2 shot blue curacao

small tin pineapple juice

crush enough ice to half fill a hi-ball glass add the shot of archers then the blue balls and the juice, stir well

 

 

wild coyote

 

1/2shot malibu
1/2shot peach schnapps

to fill glass pineapple juice

a dash cranberry juice

pour the malibu and peach shnapps into a tall glass over ice, fill the glass with pineapple juice..add a lil dash of cranberry juice.

 

WKD Red Mist

 

1/4 of a pint Carlsberge (beer)
1/4 of a pint WKD Iron Brew

a shot Archers

a shot lemonade

a shot vodka

a shot cola

a pinch salt

a pinch Pepper

1 tea spoon Tomarto Ketchup

add all these into a pint glass and mix together well with a spoon. Take a breth and down the pint

 

Zombie

 

1/4 shot peach schnapps (archers)
1/4 shot white rum

3 count orange juice

3 count pineapple juice

drizzle around the edge of glass grenadine

drizzle around edge of glass blue curacao

1/4 shot dark rum

layer into a collins glass 3/4 full of ice.